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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

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I call this one the Megahorny

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Just cram an entire table lamp up there

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

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My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

(Source: dildo-generator.com)

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ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

me and my friends play “World’s Greatest Expert” where one of the other players says “Hey, I heard you’re the world’s greatest expert on ____” and you have to give an in depth (and probably completely false) lecture about the thing you’re the greatest expert on. Other players are allowed to ask you questions.

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Tumblr post: hey this is a point I want to make

A response: ok but I really I want to make the exact opposite point about this and I’m gonna do it on your post instead of making my own

I don’t agree with how you go about expressing this at all. I think this is really unfair and you should be making a point in this format.

And I agree with your point but disagree with your tone so therefore your point has been made invalid!

I clearly recognize this as humor as no one would actually be this hecking dense seriously but I’m going to pretend I don’t recognize that and use this as an opportunity to call you RUDE and when you attempt to point out this is a joke and was tagged as such I’m going to accuse you of backpedaling so you’re WRONG!!!!!!

Outsider opinion that has nothing to do with original argument(s) and is there for shitposting reasons

Line from one of the above reblogs repeated verbatim

Line from one of the above reblogs repeated verbatim

Line from one of the above reblogs repeated verbatim

Line from one of the above reblogs repeated verbatim

Line from one of the above reblogs repeated verbatim

I bet most people will just scroll past this without reblogging, but this should be on everyone’s dashboards.

Okay but I’ve fundamentally misunderstood the majority of the arguments on this post, and I will be delivering a patronizing counterpoint full of blatantly wrong information, interspaced with obnoxious reaction gifs. I’ll also refer to you as ‘sweetie’, ‘honey’, ‘darling’, or some similar pet names, and I secretly hope you ask me to stop it so that I can treat your request as an unreasonable demand and play the victim.

*Also, I’m probably going to correct your spelling errors, despite them obviously being minor typos.

I am now roleplaying with my friend in the notes of your post

This will continue for at least an hour and completely clog up the notes of this post

I shall now tag several users with disgusting interests and political views on this post

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Originally posted by usedpimpa

I always love when the Existential Flame War makes its way to another social network.

Addition from obvious bot that doesn’t try to be anything but a porn link.

anybody in this thread smoke weed

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My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice

interesting method

My question is do the die affect topography any or just set the borders?

I imagine it’s up to the person making the map. But maybe the more dice in a single spot, the more mountainous or forested the area. Maybe choose a few dice to be deemed cities, and some dice for ruins.

Maybe let the dice choose, like a nat 20 would be the world capital, and 10’s would be mountains or something like that.

1-5: Plains and fields

6-8: Forests

9-11: Mountains

12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands

15-17: Farms and towns

18-19: Larger cities

20: Capitals and castles

what would happing if all the dice landed on a 20?

then you have a very busy continent

not all of those are d20s though, so you’d have to come up with another method for the other ones

Adjusted for all dice you might have

D20

1-5: Plains and fields

6-8: Forests

9-11: Mountains

12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands

15-17: Farms and towns

18-19: Larger cities

20: Capitals and castles

D12

1-3: Plains and fields

4-6: Forests

7-8: Mountains

9-10: Tundras and snow covered lands

11: Farms and towns

12: Larger cities

D10

1-3: Plains and fields

4-6: Forests

7-8: Mountains

9: Tundras and snow covered lands

10: Farms and towns

D8

1-4: Plains and fields

5-6: Forests

7: Mountains

8: Tundras and snow covered lands

D6

1-3: Plains and fields

4: Forests

5-6: Mountains

D4

1-2: Plains and fields

3: Forests

4: Mountains

Holy shit. Definitely using this.

I swore at how simple this motherfucking thing is. You’re all bastards and i love you.

me, sadly: i don’t have enough dice to do this

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wait…….

i do if it’s an archipelago!

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(pardon my messy desk and terrible angles)

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and ta-da! a badly watercolored map of an unnamed archipelago for an unrealized campaign. it’s taped on the wall facing my desk so i can stare at it and day dream about running an irl campaign with my own lore and stuff.


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Translation: How to instantly make a Pokemon region

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

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I call this photo set Famous People Giving Trans/NB People Their Love and Support

If you have anything to add to this then please do!!❤️ -Mod Lee

ok so i reread this

definitely not crying

I hope y’all don’t mind if I add one:

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As a non binary person, I needed this

Reblogging to support non-binary people!

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If I could find the image I would add Jack to this post

god there was a post he reblogged of mine (Jack) on one of my old blogs and I can’t find it for the life of me where he basically said that trans and nonbinary people deserve respect and acceptance.

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saw this on twitter, thought it might be helpful!

source: alisonykim

My Spanish professor also suggested this 😊

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“why can’t female heroes kick arse in heels” because it’s not practical and will literally snap your damn ankle you can scream weaponised femininity all you want but first off, you need to admit that they’re not an almighty symbol of empowerment, and secondly that if you do a job with a lot of physical activity in heels you’re risking your own safety. all these women fighting in heels on tv are going to end up seriously injuring themselves. 

weaponised femininity is a concept made up in an attempt to get us to embrace the industries created to hold us back/profit from our insecurities so that we can continue to fit into the male expectation of what a woman should be and not question why we are forced to spend thousands on our appearance every year

just a small anecdote. I had a friend who worked in theater; she was the stage manager and an actress came to her in tears one day because the director absolutely refused to let her do a choreographed fight scene in less than 3 inch heels because “they’re platforms so you’ll be okay.” My friend, who is a woman’s size 10, brought her own heels in the next day and DEMANDED the director put them on and try the choreography before the actress did it. He finally agreed to change it, without putting the heels on.

so like I know you might think of “all those women on tv fighting in heels” as fictional woman who WOULD hurt themselves in real life, but its fiction so its okay…except those women are portrayed by real actresses who are actually fighting in actual heels, being directed by dudes who have never worn a pair of heels in their lives, alongside men who aren’t expected to constantly wear things that make their stunts 2x more dangerous than they have to be. Just a thought.

Men take “let’s see feminine women being badass” to mean “let’s see women impractically focused on their appearance in combat situations.“

That’s why I loved Black Panther even more Nakia took off her heels and used them as weapons and was running and driving around barefoot in that one scene

A number of stuntwomen have spoken out about getting injured on sets because the character is wearing heels and skimpy clothing that provide no protection or padding. It literally harms rl women.

https://amp.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/29/why-stuntwomen-are-in-more-danger-than-men

The only way I wanna see a women fight with heels is if she takes them off and fights with them a la Mulan/Nakia style.

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sorry i can’t hear the noise of male entitlement over the sound of Evangeline Lilly and every other woman sighing in frustration

They photoshopped the heels onto wonder woman. Not even Gal Gadot could fight in them, but it was so important to The Look™ that they frame by frame added them. Gal wore flats to the red carpet in protest.

My high school had a dress code that required skirts and pantyhose/tights for girls. Our male gym teacher insisted ten minutes was more than enough time to change after gym class. We asked him if he’d ever tried to put on pantyhose over sweaty/damp legs. He tried it. Took 45 minutes. Two things changed: all-male school board changed the dress code for girls to include dress pants, and our gym change time increased to 20 minutes. Men literally have no frame of reference for their privilege and misogyny and need to be schooled.

“Weaponized femininity” with the current definition is so stupid. I’d like to see reasonable weaponized femininity. Hair clips that can double as throwing knives, clutches that can be transformed into shields, wearing dresses both for the look and for the added range of motion. None of this “Fighting in 5 inch heels” or “Stupidly tight spandex that you can’t move in but still Looks Good.”

Anybody out there advocating for “weaponized femininity” needs to be advicating for practicality and safety as well

I say this again and again. And whenever men say weaponized femininity, I want them to do flips in heels, or even run in them. Fuck heels.

I few years back the whole gendered-dressed codes in the food/hospitality industry came up a lot in the news, and I seem to remember British Columbia dealt with quickly as a Health & Safety issue, high heels could not be mandatory. @allthecanadianpolitics can you confirm?

Yes, the Province of British Columbia banned high heels being mandatory in all workplaces. You can still wear them if you want to, but no employer can force you to wear them as part of their dress code:

B.C. bans mandatory high heels in the workplace

Alberta also banned this practice:

Alberta workplaces no longer allowed to mandate high heels for employees

Also Manitoba:

Manitoba workplaces can no longer demand women wear high heels

Ontario was heading in that direction too until Doug Ford happened:

Ford To Let Businesses Implement Sexist Dress Code, Force Women to Wear High Heels At Work

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Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

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I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

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oh boy…….

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Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

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Observe…

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IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

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And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

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I must test it.

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Nothing happening so far…

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HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

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What in the world?

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Oh why not? This should be interesting.

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Here we go!

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Were all mad here in Underland!

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What the hell! Never Again!

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… Actually …

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One more time.

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Alright, I gotta try this!

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Can’t be that bad!


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…oh my god…

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LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

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i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

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here goes nothin-

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w HAT THE

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DID I JUST-

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WHAT THE FUCK

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Okay Clearly something is up.

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Hmm… I wonder

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I’m sure nothing could possibly…

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HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

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I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

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Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

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It’s Salt

hi how do i change all of my posts to these pictures?


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